The People We Met: Randall

Few characters of Madison were more mysterious than Randall. Personally, I can only count three times that I ended up seeing Randall. The first was at senior prom after I had won prom king. He was one of the people I didn't know who came up to me after the announcement to congratulate me. The second time was at the Halo party held at my house after the arts festival. I'm not sure how, but he found out where my house was and showed up. He ticked us all off for being an annoying sniper and for having such a ridiculous name (I think it was "Dream" or "Cloud," one of those two). The third time I saw him was after the first choir tour dessert night out. He somehow got into the Army of Arrogance Rescuing film, in a clip where Lydia Bond forgets his name. Then, he disappeared. I haven't seen him since. Randall was a very creepy guy who looked really shifty, so I wasn't disappointed when he never showed up again.

I pray your sins will be forgiven too, after that train wreck of an article.