"All your bass are belong over there."
"Check of annoyance!"
"Checkaroni!"
"That's why you shouldn't be a girl!"
"Cammie, hold the sauce!"
"Will you stop caressing me?"
"Don't joke on Spanish, because one day Mexicans will take over America."
"MUST...HAVE...GAME BOY!"
"Frostie is a state of mind."
"Aha! Capitalism at its best."
"It's a raccoon. You shoot it. It dies."
"You never know when a Band-aid will come in handy."
"If you hold a sword while flying a spaceship, I'll kill you."
"You're an abusive mother."
"Yom Kippur isn't Christian!"
"And that guy can't sing worth crap!"
"I think it's sit-down time."
"When one person locks another person in a room alone with them, people start to get ideas. Like quadratic equations."
"Gourds are like pear-pumpkins, except like squash."
"I love band and band loves me!"
"I don't believe in implying things."
"Special talents...nose-cracker crumb talents."
"'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' is like homestarrunner.com with a little bit of crack."
"You can't beat God."
"I'll be depressed because it makes me happy."
"People are too assumptuous."
"You're gonna mess up your ombescure something fierce!"
"Prince Kofuku frowns on you!"
"I left my pants in Mrs. Weyler's room...yeah."
"I don't want your nasty active yogurt culture pudding!"
"Girls never tell you what they mean! They always tell you what they think you mean!"
"Richard's cheating on my girlfriend."
"Jessicahill got played!"
"I was helping the special people run around a track."