One day, Eve was walking around and doing a really cool dance. A serpent approached her and said, "Yo, Eve. Taste the Knowledge." Eve fainted, shocked to see a talking serpent. When she awoke, she said, "No! God told us if we ate of it, our awesome would diminish." "Yeah right!" yelled the serpent. "Your awesome will be like God's awesome if you eat it!" Eve was easily enticed and took a byte.

Immediately, she quit her amazing dance of pure rock and wanted to cuddle with someone, anyone. Adam walked by, and she ran to him. "Look, Adam, this fruit is awesome!" she said. "What?" Adam asked. But as he opened his mouth to ask that question, Eve stuffed one of the Knowledge fruit into it. He consumed it and they instantly became the first couple.

Just then, God showed up. "What the deuce?" he yelled. "That girl you gave me made me eat this fruit!" Adam lamented. "Yeah right," God chuckled, "she made you eat it." "No, really, she stuffed it down my mouth!" Adam replied. "Eve, did you do this?" God said. "Yeah," she admitted, "I did." "Well guys, I told you so," God said. "Get the heck out of my garden." So Adam and Eve walked out of the golden gate. Looking back, they saw the avocados.

Turns out that the serpent was a robot sent from the future by florists and greeting card companies.