T.I.T.O.: The Tito Institute for Tarter Observation

Hello, and welcome to The Tito Institute for Tarter Observation (T.I.T.O.). This website was created to encourage the study of the behaviors and ways of Ms. Tarter, the greatest calculus teacher in the world. Available for download are Microsoft Word files of quotes and pictures of some great moments in Tarter's classes.

If you or anyone you know would like to continue the journalistic tradition of T.I.T.O., please document the Tarter quotes in your area and get as many pictures of the Tarter as you can! Then e-mail everything to webmaster Tito (Tarter observer, second generation) at jacksk4@auburn.edu! Or, if you are someone who is knowledgeable about modern communication techniques, you can contact me on AIM at titotothelimit.


Downloadables!
Pictures from the Field!
Everybody to the Limit
The genius compilation of all the crazy stuff Tito wrote on some of Tarter's quizzes and tests. One of the great foundations upon which T.I.T.O. was built.

Tarter Quotes, Fall 2003 (Categories)

Tarter Quotes, Fall 2003 (Dates)

Tarter Quotes, Spring 2004 (Dates)

Tarter Quotes, Fall 2004

Tarter Quotes, Spring 2005

Tarter Quotes, Spring 2006


May 10, 2007: I finally posted some of the wonderful quote-taking efforts of Ms. Allison and Ms. Evelyn. Keep fighting the good fight, soldiers!

November 5, 2006: Guess who's back on the Tarter research detail? Tito! I got a new picture from a current student. Oh yeah, and I might upload some quotes from Allison Helms' year of Tarter during Christmas break. If any current/recent/future Tarter students are reading this, please send any pictures and/or well-documented quotes from Tarter's classroom to jacksk4@auburn.edu.

April 2, 2005: After a long break, I've received some new photographs. Tarter doing her best monkey impression and, well, one that must be seen to be believed.

December 30, 2004: It's been a while, but that's because I haven't gotten anything new. Anyway, Tarter told me about this website that a kid with Internet skills had made. It's at http://tarter.adml.info/, and it is pretty darn sweet. It has a random Tarter quote generator, a search function to find times that Tarter said words, and a list of all the quotes to date, including some from Tarter Observer Third Generation Allison, who is yet to send me her typed compilation of fall 2004 semester's quotes.

November 18, 2004: Yet another picture sent in by "Dan." Another "talk to the hand" Tarter moment.

November 15, 2004: OK, so I was wrong about who sent me those pictures. He's not a current student, but rather a top secret Tarter observer. For now, we shall call him "Dan." Anyway, "Dan" sent me another picture today of Tarter the ghost. Pretty freaky.

November 14, 2004: Everybody to the Limit, Tito's magnum opus in the realm of T.I.T.O., is now available for download. Get it while your computer still works!

November 12, 2004: I put up two new pictures from somebody who I assume is currently a Tarter student - a third generation observer, if you will (or even if you won't). They're pretty good - one of Tarter as Martha Stewart and another of her at Nerd Day. Priceless. Keep 'em comin', people!


This website was inspired by the Undisputed One-Liner Queen Quote Page created by Geoff, the first generation of Tarter observers.
This website was created by Tito Crack, the Mack Attack, whose own page, Tito's World, can be found at http://tito.asimweb.org/