9/9/04, an undetermined location: Snails make really good pets. To keep one, put some dirt in a container, Saran wrap the top, poke some air holes, give it some leaves, keep the dirt moist, and keep the container in a shady area. It would probably help to put the snail in the container after the dirt. I had one named Matisse a few years ago, but sadly it died. Snails are gastropods, which means they use their foot as a stomach, and vica versa. Having a foot-stomach is cool, because then if you walk all over someone's face, you can digest it at the same time. Pretty hardcore weapon, if you ask me.

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