One: the Wingate Soccer shirt
two: the Jerry's Fraternity shirt
In conclusion,
I appreciate you more than two ways
but the other ways are harder to put into words
You are the best
better than a guy name Frank Detest
When I said "name" in the last line
I meant "named"
what an English language we live with.
Boy this has been a long poem
and probably wouldn't pass the test of time as far as literary accomplishments go
But that's OK
T. S. Eliot and Company can keep their fancypants poetry