The Warp Zone
http://www.angelfire.com/games3/thewarpzone/
Back in the day, Tito's early website endevours included this Mario fan site, which features
some of the best link lists and image archives in the Mario web world.
The Official Galveston Website
http://www.angelfire.com/weird/galveston/
This site is about some really weird stuff that happened during 8th grade. It spun off from a
simple bus ride through Galveston, Texas. The stories are rather whacked out.
The Old Tito's World
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/awebsite/
What the site looked like when it was still hosted on Angelfire.
Catolicos Locos, Inc.
http://tito.asimweb.org/catolicos/
A website all in Spanish for one of Tito's Spanish III projects. Slated to win an
Oscar in the year 2014.
T.I.T.O.: The Tito Institute for Tarter Observation
http://tito.asimweb.org/tarter/
Tito designed
this website to house his collections of quotes from his favorite teacher of all time,
Ms. Tarter, whom a fellow teacher described as "delightfully witty, cynical..." See what
all the talk is about! Maybe even add your own studies to this work!
homestarrunner.com
http://www.homestarrunner.com/
Tito considers this site to be the best on the Internet. Strong Bad E-mails are the one reason that Mondays are good.
If you have not yet watched everything on this website, then you are missing out.
THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
http://www.thoraxcorp.com/
GOOD GRACIOUS! I was snooping around the Homestarrunner.com museum when out of the sudden
I stumbled upon a hidden address of this little jewel. As far as I can figure, this was
also produced by the Chapman brothers, potentially at an early date than homestarrunner.com.
This is incredible stuff - their use of misspelling and incorrect words is incredible in
advancing the theme of the work.
The Official Ninja Webpage
http://www.realultimatepower.com/
All the stuff you wanted to know about modern ninjas that's probably fictitious.
entertheninja.com
http://www.entertheninja.com/
It's got nice movie scenes and a ninja school for helping you learn how to be a ninja.
ZOMBOCOM!
http://www.zombo.com/
"This is Zombocom."
ghetto-blaster.com
http://www.ghetto-blaster.com/
This isn't so much funny as it is pure cool, and not cool in the awesome sense, but cool in the cool sense.
This is an automatic playlist of some ambient-type music that this guy made. It's really great music to listen to
while doing homework, especially with some headphones.
Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend
http://www.joelogon.com/platonic/
A cynical view of the female logic system and what happens to guys when they get the classic phrase, "I just want to be
friends."
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy JAVA Text Game
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game.shtml
A fun little text-based adventure game based on The Guide If you get an h2g2 account, you can save your game.
Car Talk
http://www.cartalk.com
Car Talk, hosted by Click and Clack the Tappet Brother and aired on Saturday and Sunday mornings on NPR-member stations,
is the best program on the radio. The website they run based on the show is just as incredible.
Undisputed One-Liner Queen Quote Page
http://onelinerqueen.asimweb.org
A documentation by Geoff the Asian of Ms. Tarter's quotes as of the 2002-2003 school year. Little material, but the picture on
the front page is worth it.
RinkWorks
http://www.rinkworks.com/
Hosts of multiple genius Humor Bites and even Book-a-Minutes, the book summaries for those
of us who are too impatient to read the summaries. Lots of stuff about movies, too. This is
a great site reminiscient of eBaum's World and the like.
Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/
Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia which consists of viewer-edited articles on various topics, all of which
are monitered by those in charge of the project. I get a lot of information for the articles on this site from
Wikipedia, which I've found to be an extremely useful resource.
I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives
http://www.skop.com/brucelee/index.htm
A kung fu remixer that lets you record and stuff. Bruce Lee stars.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/
The official site for the "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" Zero Wing phenomenon.
This site includes sightings, history of the phenomenon, and both music videos.
Daniel Jones on Pure Volume
http://www.purevolume.com/danieljones/
Daniel Jones has some songs on here - very trippy.
Daniel Jones on Pure Volume
http://www.purevolume.com/danielbjones/
Daniel Jones is so musical that it takes two PureVolume sites to hold all of his creations. For some odd reason
he continues to maintain both sites, so be sure to check both of them for the full scoop.
Mr. Fattell on Pure Volume
http://www.purevolume.com/mrfattell/
Mr. Fattell has a few songs on here - all of them completely self-produced.
Lords of the Rhymes
http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com
Quite possibly the coolest dorks I've ever heard of, Quickbeam and Bombadil are bringing you the word from the streets of the Shire
since the Third Age. These two little hobbit beatmasters only have three songs out at the moment, but they did perform at the opening
of The Return of the King at Times Square in New York. "And it goes a little somethin' like dis..."
Tito Crack on Pure Volume
http://www.purevolume.com/titocrack/
Some of Tito's own musical productions, via his $3.23 microphone headset.
The Tweeterscones on Pure Volume
http://www.purevolume.com/thetweeterscones/
Many years ago, when Cameron, Tito, and Daniel Jones banded together to form a new band, they named it The
Tweeterscones after a word played during band class Scrabble by Stefan. Daniel Jones was the only one who actually
came up with any songs, but for some reason he was kind enough to include Cameron and Tito in the band as well.
The band broke up once and then went on a one-day reunion tour, during which they probably didn't sing any of their
songs. The band is now back on a second reunion tour in order to sell more CDs, of which they have none.
Daniel's Site
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/themexicanrabbi/
Daniel Jones is, needless to say, the most imaginative and odd human being that I have ever met. Truly a genius of our time.
Most of the stuff on here about Tito is very inaccurate.
Wiff Porkins's Xanga
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=wiff_porkins
Wow, Hawkins really has some great comments on his life and the lives of those around him. Read this now!
Wiff Porkin's Pictures
http://community.webshots.com/user/wiff_porkins
If you thought Hawkins's Xanga was crazy, wait till you see his pictures. The quality may be worse than the
MSPaint work you'll find here at Tito's World, but the inspiration is still topnotch.
Will's Xanga
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=johnny_b_goode
Somehow, Will's journal is even crazier than Hawkins's.
"Han Solo's Pertinence to Neo-Cubist Transcendentalism"
http://www.adml.info/~dotcom/dotcom/expose/hansolo.php
Unfortunately, the heavily-anticipated KyleLynch.com project from the illustrious and multifaceted DotCom
was never completed. Luckily, he did manage to post this gem of an article before abandoning the effort
for more plausible endevours. I must say that I am intimidated by DotCom's website layout prowess, especially
when compared to the dump that Tito's World looks like.
CameronWeb
http://www.angelfire.com/folk/cameronistheman/
This was Cameron's website. He's one of the funniest people I've ever met in my entire life.
This site was in an "update" phase as CameronWeb 3.0 "began." It never evolved past that initial announcement,
and instead gave way to "The Sketchbook of Cameron" below.
The Sketchbook of Cameron
http://www.livejournal.com/users/sp_yossarian/
After a short stint of not implementing CameronWeb 3.0, Cameron realized that the best way to express his
creative ideas would be to start what is commonly known as a "blog." He named the aforementioned blog
"The Sketchbook of Cameron." I guess you could say that this is CameronWeb 4.0.
The Sketchbuche of Cameron
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=jay_yossarian
Cameron got tired of the LiveJournal style, so he moved the Sketchbook to Xanga. CameronWeb 4.1.
Mr. Fattell's Site
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/fattell/
This was Mr. Fattell's website. The only thing on his site was this one page.
But he is one hoopy Guide frood, so mad props to him, despite his website.
Mr. Fattell...UNLEASHED
http://www.geocities.com/mrfattell/first.html
This was Fattell's second site.