Most of the stuff in the (Un)important Archive from the past year is a bunch of Snippets, half of which aren't even funny. Apparently my website turned into a sapfest where all I do is whine about things I don't like. Oh, there was also the Summer '06 Disappointment, the only update in Tito's World history to live up to the expectations of the people. I spent hours (minutes) typing up the links to the articles contained in that megaload, only to have the entire update disappear in the second death of the site.** One major change came only a week and a half ago: I finally instituted an update schedule. I announced that updates would only come on the first of every month.***
In other news, a lot of deaths happened during Tito's World's fourth year. For example, near the beginning my laptop crashed, taking all of the website files I had on my computer with it. This included all of the image files I used to create Unspun Fun, which is why I discontinued the series.**** Later on, Tito's World itself died twice; once fake, once for real. Through all of this, I learned a valuable lesson: back up your files. I started downloading the website periodically. Now all of the people who are jealous of my success***** and wish to delete my site will have to do it online and on my computer.
I guess the one good thing I can say about the past year is that a lot of people (my roommate Wes) seemed to like the article on Lil Jon.
* I think this paragraph set a website record for commas and snide parenthetical remarks.
** It's important to note here that Tito didn't actually have to redo the articles. All he had to do was retype
the links. He is so lazy.
*** This is the only good thing Tito has ever done, because it allows people (Cameron and Fattell) to check once
a month instead of once a day. Of course, that means they won't see this until September 1st.
**** Right. The real reason he quit making them was not because he was lazy or ran out of material. Real
believable, Tito.
***** The phrase "jealous of my success" in this sentence should read "fed up with this rubbish".