State of the Website Address, August 12, 2006

Every year (last year) on August 12th, I, webmaster (beatmaster) Tito, come (came) before you, the nonexistant Tito's World viewer, to say a few words about what I did (didn't) do with the past 365 days. Because the number of updates I didn't write is infinite (see The Glass Question, Point 2A), I'll stick to talking about what I did subject you to reading.*

Most of the stuff in the (Un)important Archive from the past year is a bunch of Snippets, half of which aren't even funny. Apparently my website turned into a sapfest where all I do is whine about things I don't like. Oh, there was also the Summer '06 Disappointment, the only update in Tito's World history to live up to the expectations of the people. I spent hours (minutes) typing up the links to the articles contained in that megaload, only to have the entire update disappear in the second death of the site.** One major change came only a week and a half ago: I finally instituted an update schedule. I announced that updates would only come on the first of every month.***


These three are the ones who actually wrote the website for the last four years.
The two on the right are falling asleep, and the one on the left is talking to someone online.
Amazingly enough, they still do a better job than I would (and for only $0.42 a week)!

In other news, a lot of deaths happened during Tito's World's fourth year. For example, near the beginning my laptop crashed, taking all of the website files I had on my computer with it. This included all of the image files I used to create Unspun Fun, which is why I discontinued the series.**** Later on, Tito's World itself died twice; once fake, once for real. Through all of this, I learned a valuable lesson: back up your files. I started downloading the website periodically. Now all of the people who are jealous of my success***** and wish to delete my site will have to do it online and on my computer.


This guy is celebrating the deletion of Tito's World, but he forgot about the backup copy on my external hard drive!

I guess the one good thing I can say about the past year is that a lot of people (my roommate Wes) seemed to like the article on Lil Jon.

Yep, Fourth (Un)niversary!

* I think this paragraph set a website record for commas and snide parenthetical remarks.
** It's important to note here that Tito didn't actually have to redo the articles. All he had to do was retype the links. He is so lazy.
*** This is the only good thing Tito has ever done, because it allows people (Cameron and Fattell) to check once a month instead of once a day. Of course, that means they won't see this until September 1st.
**** Right. The real reason he quit making them was not because he was lazy or ran out of material. Real believable, Tito.
***** The phrase "jealous of my success" in this sentence should read "fed up with this rubbish".