This shirt is so good that I laughed aloud when I first saw it. I don't know if this frat-tastic fellow is noteworthy enough to deserve his face on a homemade T-shirt, but then again, I've never met him. I wish I could figure out a way to meet Hal in person. Unfortunately, all I know is that he has a shirt for an event sponsored by the sorority Alpha Gamma Delta. And that he looks the same as every other frat guy I've ever met in my entire life.

Discovery! This shirt is one of four. Shout out to Josh for getting this update from Hal himself. Also, I walked by Hal outside of the math building one morning while wearing this shirt. Unfortunately, neither of us saw each other.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!