Mark Rothko

Mark Rothko is terrible. Below, I shall demonstrate why.


Here we have Exhibit A, Rothko's very own Orange and Yellow.


Here we have Exhibit B, my own re-creation of Orange and Yellow.

In conclusion, either Rothko is no better than the average kindergartener, or myself and every child with adequate motor skills for drawing with crayons is as much of an artistic genius as he is. If the latter is true, I'd like one million dollars for my contributions to the world of art. Now.

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