 | I can't tell if this guy is a little kid or an over-sized twenty-five year old, but he is a stinkin' champion either way. The way he is sticking out his tongue, you know that he is giving his all. The fact that his hair has moved to the back of his head is a good indicator, too. (Of course, he could be partially bald.) These things prove that he really is running for his life. Anyone would run pretty hard if that were on the line.
Notice that the sweat coming off the back of his head is flying parallel to the ground. I think that means that his speed is somewhere near infinite, because the sweat hadn't been pulled toward the ground by the earth's gravity at all by the time this picture was taken. If he's running that quickly, I don't think he needs to worry about heart disease. His ol' blood pumper is probably way better than Lance Armstrong's. |