| Ollie looks like one of the most upstanding American citizens possible. I mean, just look at that American flag behind him! If that doesn't scream "upstanding", I don't know what does. The only problem with Ollie's presidential hopes is that his head is massively oversized for his body. Maybe that means he has a massive brain with which to govern wisely.
Discovery!: I was looking at this shirt in my room and realized that the Ollie pictured on the front closely resembles the picture of Oliver North on this shirt. Then I remembered that I bought both shirts at the same thrift store and made the connection: these both refer to Oliver North of the Iran-Contra scandal. One of his supporters must live in the area. |