This is probably the craziest T-shirt, by far, of any of the T-shirts I currently own. I mean, just look at that picture. The man, Oliver North, looks positively ridiculous with his goofy smile and cheesy thumbs-up. Plus, he's in front of one of those huge American flags that politicians like to stand in front of during PR events. Once, I wore this shirt on campus and one of the College Republicans (a hot one) said she liked it. So it must be good for getting some props from Bush supporters.

The undersides of this shirt's sleeves have American flag print on them, so it is a great shirt to wear in a fight. If you roll up your sleeves, your opponent will know that the full force of the American experiment is about to punch him in the face. That's a force with which you don't want to mess, friend.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!