Ironically enough, I'm actually wearing this shirt as I write this review. Norfolk State University, as it turns out, is a historically black university in Norfolk, Virginia. I wore this shirt in my house one day, and my dad remarked that he had been to Norfolk State. Man. Actually knowing about a shirt makes the review worse in some cases rather than better. I'll just act like I don't know where this shirt originated. Oh, I know! Norfolk is the top-secret fifty-first state of the Union and is located somewhere in the middle of Rhode Island! This is the University established for Norfolk's two inhabitants! Wow, that was terrible.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!