I seem to be very good at finding shirts that refer to New Zealand. The last one featured penguins, and this one (obviously) has a kiwi. Apparently New Zealand is the place to go if you are an eccentric bird. I wonder if flightless birds feel slighted somehow. I mean, as cool as they are, they don't really fit in with their more common cousins.

Kiwi, apparently, are the only birds with nostrils at the end of their bills. Thus, they can smell pretty well. They use this skill to find food in the ground without seeing or feeling it. Kiwi are monogomous and can carry on relationships for over twenty years. They shack up every three nights from June to March and produce about one egg a year.

Maybe I should just link to the Wikipedia article in question when writing these, since I don't add much commentary of my own. I'm so lazy.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!