This is one of the latest shirts I have bought from a thrift store. Something about it attracted me, despite its brevity and lack of content. Maybe it was the penguins, one parachuting down in a triple-chute, the other sniffing at an apple. I think the slogan was what really got me - "New Zealand - Here we come." I can just see some tourist now, wearing this shirt on the plane and being oh so excited about the trip. I wonder if the aboriginals kidnapped him and held him hostage. That would be unpleasant.

I think I'm pretty much out of funny things to say about these T-shirts.