Mussorgsky is the most famous drunk ever.
Well, Mussorgsky is pretty much one of the coolest composers of all time. He's Russian, for one thing. Secondly, he wrote a series of short little ditties called Pictures at an Exhibition. Some of them are so completely rocking that it's hard to listen to it in one single sitting. You may just have to stand up for some of it because if you don't then you are a blasphemer against how good Mussorgsky is. Night on Bald Mountain is pretty dark, too. Plus, his first name is Modest! FOR GOODNESS SAKES! What more can you ask of a Russian? Oh yeah, and just look at this picture I found of him below. Ha. Rock, rock on, Modest!