| I am so inspired by this T-shirt that I can do anything to which I put my mind. In fact, I'm gonna make a list of achievements that I plan to...achieve. Go!
- fight a bear
- run to Alaska without stopping
- eat a cow's tongue
- break the world record for longest toenails
- stay focused long enough to finish this review
- do the dishes tonight after dinner
- write a book
- jump one hundred times in a row
- construct a swingset
- make a PB&J this afternoon for lunch
- watch Titanic without remark
- survive the walk from my trailer to my car
Are that guy and girl trying to grab the stars that are flying upward? If so, why?
No more quotes about shirts! Ever!
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