Once, my grandmother forced my brother and I to go shopping with clothing with her. I hate shopping for clothing in department stores, mostly because I feel like I'm getting ripped off somehow, but also because they never seem to have any T-shirts worth wearing. Anyway, I bought this shirt to appease my grandmother. It was the best one on the rack, as far as weirdness went. Still, I feel like it lacks a certain something that makes some of my thrift store classics so great. In the end, the picture on this shirt is a reference to a Honda ad campaign. The opening shot should give you the idea, though the rest of the video is weird enough to watch.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!