Holland really isn't that noteworthy. All people know about Holland is Hans Christian Anderson and probably something about the legalization of recreational marijuana. Oh, wait, is that Denmark? Those two seem so alike that I always get them confused. Anyway, I like this shirt because it is incredibly simple and features a silhouette of a lion, who is somehow standing on his hind two legs and holding a wooden sword. Also, I have no ties to Holland whatsoever, so I am totally a poser when I wear this one. My guess is it is some kind of national soccer team shirt, because that seems to be the only thing that people in Europe ever get excited about.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!