This shirt was probably made by a group of female senior citizens. Everytime I look at the front I think of that TV show The Golden Girls. But then I realize this says "Gals", not "Girls". These are the kinds of things I do to keep myself entertained. The back of the shirt says "sittercise". At first I thought this would be a great aerobics program to make up. I mean, seriously, exercise while sitting? Then I did a little probing around the Web and discovered that sittercise is a legitimate business. If this doesn't demonstrate how unfit America is, I don't know what does.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!