I found both of these shirts in a thrift store, obviously. I like how generic they are. Neither promotes any specific team, not even one that is made up. The one on the right slightly resembles Michigan colors, but I'm gonna let that slide for the time being. The anonymity of these shirts allows me to wear them on Saturdays when my team isn't playing. I wore the one on the left during the opening day of the 2006 college football season. Central Michigan was playing Boston College, and my cable service decided not to work during the opening kickoff of the season. Yeah, I'm still a little bitter. I'm not really sure if college football's Division I was created in 1945, and I'm feeling too lazy to look it up online. Still, by most psychological definitions, I could be called the property of that sport. There are few things better than a golden, autumn Saturday afternoon spent watching college football.