Did anyone ever actually win this? I feel like a total poser whenever I wear it (just as I felt when I occasionally wore a Boy Scout cap; I never was one). I think the bar curls are what always prevented me from achieving this elusive goal. I may have failed all of the segments, though. At least I got some participation award, though that isn't much of a consolation. All you had to do to get the participation award was show up to the tests.

No more quotes about shirts! Ever!