This is one of the great thrift store classics. It's an elementary school field day T-shirt, and I love it. Some of the orange-ish spots on the shirt are from some sauce I got on in during an all-you-can eat wings night at a local restaraunt. I was very saddened by this tainting. This is one of those shirts which needs no explanation - it is simply magestic, evoking one of the greatest human emotions: utter confusion mixed with awe.

Discovery!: The stains have been lifted from this shirt! Of course, I never wear this one, so it doesn't really make a difference.

"If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic." - Luke 6:29