This is a pretty cool shirt, but I'm afraid it's a little ambitious. Only five women have won the Iditarod since its first official occurance in 1973. That's five women out of thirty-two winners. Maybe the shirt should say, "ALASKA / Where Men are Men... / and Women make pretentious T-shirts about the / IDITAROD". That'll show 'em!

"[put a clever phrase here]" - [put the speaker here]