"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

I hate trees. Especially if they were screaming trees. Actually it would be kinda cool. Mayby it would be even cooler if trees walked and talked and wore clothes. It would be especially cool if large round cactii came to life and wore large orange and gree sombrerous.

Trees would probly take over the world. There are probly abou a billion more of them then there are of us. All Theid need to do is higac some large weapons storeage lockers and theyed be home free. Most trees are pretty big so theyed be able to knock down houses if they wanted to. Think how many branches a tree has, that's probly about how many guns they could hold.