I'm not going to start going on about how you should make the most of every day. I figure that's what almost everone will me writing and making you depressed, so I figured that I should write something to lift your mood.

Once in heavan god got bored so he decided to listen to how people died. So he asked the first person how he died. THe first person said that he was go to his apartment when he someone braking into his apartment. He went in and found someone hanging on the window sill so he hits him with a bat then a crobar. Luchily he fell but he landed in a tree and pulled out his gun so He threw his refrigerator on him. Then he died of guilt. Then god asked the second person how he died.

I was enjoing the view from my apartment when I fell. Luckily I caught onto the window will when someone started hitting me with a bat and then with a crobar. Luckily I fell in the tree bellow. I pulled out my cell fone to call for help when he through a refrigerator on me. "Interesting" god said, so he asked the third person how he died.

I was robbing someone apartment when I herd someone coming so I hid in the refrigerator.

Haaaaa! Haaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!