My Pet

Girls kinda suck and seeing as how I'm not gay, like a certain Mario I know, I'll right about a pet. My pet would be AWSOME! It would be a cyborg skeliton ferret. It would have shoulder rockets and could jump 500 ft in a single bound. Being a skeliton, I wouldn't have to feed it and it wouldn't have to take baths. It would also have heat vision and a self destruct mode that could wipe out several residential blocks. He could go on a rampage killing millions. [you really worry me]

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