SB E-mail Goodies


As much as I'd like to claim responsability for everything on homestarrunner.com, that would be pure blasphemy. However, as an avid watcher of the Strong Bad E-mail series, I have compiled a list of hidden items in nearly all of the e-mails that have them. If you manage to find any more features on some of the e-mails I have listed as goody-less, e-mail the hidden goody to me at jesusfreakforlife@hotmail.com, along with instructions on how to reach the item. All of the e-mails can be found on the archive at http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html, but I may put individual links to the e-mails on the names eventually.


The Non-goody List
brianrietta
halloweener
depressio
making out
homestar hair
butt IQ
homsar
some kinda robot
tape-leg
stand-up
band names
the basics
credit card
i rule
trevor the vampire
i love you
spring cleaning
lures and jigs
property of ones
guitar
gimmicks
superhero name
the bird
sugarbob
CGNU
super powers

The Goodies List
(most goodies are at end of e-mail; assume end of e-mail unless otherwise specified)

big white face - click on the pixellated picture of The Cheat during the e-mail to see his physiology in a very helpful, labeled, cross-section diagram of The Cheat's body; click on the cake that the Poopsmith is holding at the end of the e-mail to see a picture of the cake, then click on it multiple times to add more food to the top of the cake
personal favorites - click on "other" at the end of the e-mail to see an extra personal favorite; click on "Grape Nuts robot" multiple times to hear it say different Strong Bad phrases
caper - click on The Cheat's eyes at the end of the e-mail to see Strong Sad and Strong Mad still clapping back at the computer; wait for a while watching The Cheat and Strong Bad stand around, then Homestar will come; click on Homestar's shoes once he's done talking to see The Jumble, which you can print out by clicking "PRINT IT!!!!" on the bottom left corner
autobiography - click on the tape box during the playing of the tape to see the inside tape slots and click again to see the back cover; click on "weightloss tapes" at the end of the e-mail to see the King of Town "working off the weight" with Coach Z timing him
studying - click on the title of the book ("This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base") during the e-mail to see a bogus Bookazon.com page with reviews of the book
little questions - at end of e-mail, click on "Sweden" at the bottom of the page to see the Swedish flag and the Strongbadia flag shaking hands; then click on the Swedish flag to see it do a dance
1 step ahead - choose YES at end of e-mail, then after the print-out click on Strong Sad to play a ball-throwing game
flag day - click on The Cheat during his close-up in the national anthem to see The Cheat's own coin
sisters - click on the pictures of Ali and Ali's sister during the e-mail in Strong Bad's thought bubbles to change the images
the show - click on notecards during "The Show" to see what is on the notecards; click on "kicked The Cheat" at the end of the e-mail to see Strong Sad with chicken pox and The Cheat confused on why Strong Bad isn't there to kick The Cheat into Strong Sad
unused e-mails - click on the top of any of the four stacks throughout the e-mail (three while The Cheat is filing unused e-mails, one next to Strong Mad) to see an unused e-mail; at the end of the e-mail, click on the text on the computer screen to see Bub's spamvertisement, then click on the picture of tape inside the spamvertisement to switch between the tape dispenser, a container of ketchup, and a big jar full of stuff
english paper - wait until end of e-mail to see the Englilsh paper, then flip through it until you get back to the first page to make a link to download the paper appear at the bottom of the cover page; click on "The Cheat's allowance" to see the online auction for the breakfast burrito that Homestar was talking about during the e-mail
fingers - look on the bottom right corner of the screen while Strong Mad and Strong Bad are rocking out to see Strong Sad on the floor; click on the left-most locker opener when Strong Bad is talking to Coach Z during the e-mail to see Strong Sad jammed upside down in a locker; click on the right side of the "eleven soaps" box that Homestar is standing on during the e-mail to see Strong Sad stuffed inside
current status - click on floppy disk at left of monitor to see something a small explanation of the e-mail's happenings
theme party - click on "skinny blonde girl" to hear Strong Bad sing a song
ghosts - clear bad graphics ghost to hear Strong Sad sing a scary song
island - click on Strong Bad and Homestar to turn them into things
cheat talk - click on "speak The Cheat" to hear a free lesson on The Cheat or click on "you guys" to see a postcard from Cory, North Dakota
comic - click on the names of the girls on the beginning screen to see state maps of Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer; click on "what's her face" grave in the last frame of the comic to see Strong Bad walk into the comic and try to hit on "cheerleader"; click on "independent record store" to see the comic book in a store and hear two guys talking nerdy independent music talk
mourning routine - click on "COMPY 386" to see a cereal box of "Strong Bad's Eggs"
new hands - click on "guitar" or "lazor guns" to switch around Strong Bad's hands by clicking on them
50 emails - click on cake to watch old-school Strong Bad cartoon
japanese cartoon - click on "japanese cartoon" once to see Stinko Man, the show; click again to see Homestar watching it, then click on the "NES Endings" VHS tape under the television to see multiple NES-game endings.
dragon - click on the "R" in Strong Mad's "DAGRON" during the cartoon to see Homsar trying to participate in the drawing school
marzipan - click on "video for a client" to see The Cheat's music video of Marzipan, or wait a while for another instant message to come up
website - click on "strong bad's web page" to go to it; at the bottom, click on the mouse ?Internet? GIF to see the Strong team and The Cheat hard at work; then click on the "Pride," "Detail," or "Ethics" signs above Strong Bad's area to go to a website for the band "The Rumor"
your friends - click on "poopsmith" to see a Poopsmith baseball card
action figure - click on the peanut action figure to see the toys and cases of other Homestarrunner.com action figures
invisibility - wait after printout to see Tandy in the trash can; click on his buttons to read what he is thinking
vacation - postcard #5: click on one of the buildings on the postcard when Strong Bad talks about charicatures to make a little slip of paper appear on the top of the postcard; click on the postcard to see the charicature of Strong Bad
helium - wait until The Cheat flies by overhead, then click on him to hear Strong Sad say, "I'm sad that he's flying"
dullard - click on cartoon paper on the right side of the screen to see "Dullard" by Levert Burtmore
weird dream - click on map to see different states in briefs
12:00 - click Eject button on VCR, then click on the tape, then repeat the process over and over to see different VHS titles
3 wishes - wait to hear Strong Bad talk about croissants
little animal - click on Strong Bad's head during the end of e-mail loop to change the picture to the old-school version
cartoon - wait to hear Strong Bad comment on the post-email action
duck pond - play "Duck Pond" and get one duck to 10 points to play the Atari 2600 version; on the Atari 2600 version, press "A" to throw anvils and press "Y" to empty the pond
i she be - wait to watch The Cheat's conversation with the girl
sbemail_22 - click on "press conference" to see Strong Bad answer a question from the press with The Cheat's help; then, after the moment goes into old-picture mode, click on the stack of papers near The Cheat to see The Cheat's legal advice
huttah! - click on the flying seagul during taking_a_break.exe to download the application file onto your computer
monster truck - click on first "sunday" to see poster for Axesome Cross 98; click on second "sunday" to play the Axesome Cross 98 video game; click on "someday" to hear the Limozeen sound clip and see Strong Bad's autographed poster with pictures of the Limozeen gang
interview - click on "kerrek" during the e-mail to see a picture of Trogdor smiting the Kerrek; click on the Post-It (c) notes during the e-mail to change the pictures on them; when Homsar walks in, click on the lightswitches to throw your own lightswich rave; click on Homsar Post-It (c) on desk at the end of the e-mail to see the Homsar homepage, or wait a little while to see The Cheat run in with Strong Bad's drink

The dusty old Attic beckons...