Fortune Cookie Fortunes


Tito has gotten many fortune cookie fortunes over the years. Here you shall see just a few of the wise sayings which he has received.


"A friend asks only for your time not your money."
"Your future is as boundless as the lofty heavens."
"Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned."
"You are a happy man."
"Your parents are rejoiced at your success."
"You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music."
"You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble."
"If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall."
"Culture and customs of China attract you."
"Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it."
"It is a good time to finish up old tasks.
"Don't worry - be happy!"

The dusty old Attic beckons...